Poker Hand names

Poker is becoming more and more popular today, so practically every hand has it's own name today. They are usually used in real poker, but in order to be up-to-date we will share with you.

Here is a brief list of the popular poker hand nicknames:

Hand Nickname
AA American Airlines, Pocket Rockets, Needles, Sticks, Rocky Mountains, Bullets
KK King Kong, Ace Magnets, Cowboys, Kinkerbells, Kangaroos
QQ Dames, Ladies, Four Tits, Hildton Sisters, Waitresses, Whores, Siegfried and Roy
JJ Fishhooks, Jay Birds, One-Eyed Jacks, Hooks
TT Dimes, Twenty Miles, Tension, Thirty Days
99 Gretzky, Phil Helmuth, German Virgin, Barbara Feldon
88 Racetrack, Catnuts, Doggie Balls, Snowmen, Two Fat Ladies, Mighty Wurlitzer
77 Sunset Strip, Mullets, Hockey Sticks, Buggy Tops
66 Route 66, Kicks, Hellish, Phillips
55 Speed Limit, Presto, Double Nickels
44 Magnum, Darth Vader, Diana Dors, Sailboats
33 Crabs, Treys
22 Ducks, Barely Legal, Quackers, Mini Me, Pocket Swans, Deuces Never Loses

 

AK         Big Slick, Santa Barbara
AQ Big Chick, Big Trick, Anthony and Cleopatra
AJ Ajax, Jack Ass, Arctic Highway
AT Johnny Moss, Bookends
A9 Rounders Hand
A8 Dead Man's Hand
A7 Red Barron
A6 Mile High
A5 High Five
A4 Amen, Sharp Tops
A3 Ashtray
A2 Highway to Hell, Arizona, Hunting Season, Shocker

 

KQ Marriage
KJ

Kojak, Harry Potter (J.K. Rowling)

K9

Canine, Fido

K3 King Crab or Commander Crab
QJ Maverick (Jacks and Queens from the "Maverick" theme song)
Q7 Computer Hand (statistically, this is the average winning hand in hold'em)
J6 Railroad Hand (supposedly, repeating "Jacks and sixes" sounds like a train on its tracks)
J5

Jackson Five, Motown

98 Oldsmobile
AKQJT Broadway
A2345 Wheel
KKK Three Wise Men
TTT Thirty Miles of Bad Road
QQKK Mommas and Poppas
AK47 Assault Rifle
222 Huey, Dewey, and Louie